Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Rob Thurman
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More Quotes By Rob Thurman
  1. I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.

  2. Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

  3. You're the little spoon, aren't you?

  4. Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

  5. Good Samaritans: Truth, justice and the American way—for them it wasn't only a comic book code; it was a way of life. it was admirable, courageous, and inconvenient as shit. -Stefan, CHIMERA

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